You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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