In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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