U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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