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Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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