can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize