sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
its liver damage thursday
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