i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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