I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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