tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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