no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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