Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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