shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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