Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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