when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
