what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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