The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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