I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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