Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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