Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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