is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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