xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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