you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
