i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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