I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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