All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think people are normalizing furries
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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