My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
