do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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