we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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