Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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