he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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