Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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