pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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