using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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