You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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