she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
