dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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