Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Randomize
