So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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