Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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