Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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