Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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