i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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