One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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