and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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