ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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