So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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