The maid of honor just puked.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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