We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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