At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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