You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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