is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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