That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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