I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
bring money and cleavage
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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