his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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