We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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