Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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