"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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