Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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